Fri, 29 May 2020
May 29, 2020: We have run out of food in the arctic. Having eaten the sled dogs, we Gorillamen decided our last act would be recording a podcast. Good friends that we are, each offering their life for the other, we decided to let nature survive. One of us might make it after eating the other should one of us die first. But it is possible, as cold as it is, that we might not make it through the night...
This episode, we're talking about these fine topics of adventure:
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Fri, 15 May 2020
Could probably just drop the lyrics to Fugazi's "Merchandise" here and call it a wrap...
This week, it's all about capitalism:
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Thu, 16 April 2020
Dearest listeners. While the pandemic is far-reaching, we Gorillamen are doing as well as can be expected. Such dire circumstances, but we must strive for some semblance of our lives before March, when the vapors strongly made its presence known.
But if history tells us nothing else, it's that those of us who stay in place and consider many things have the greatest odds of weathering through. To that end, Gorilla Shawn and Gorilla Christopher communicated recently through telegraph, creating a thing that history may remember one day as a "podcast."
While they realize many may be exhausted by the constant drumming of newsboys and news moguls, it is important to share our own stories, so one day one may look back and live history through our eyes.
To that end, we offer this show...
These items are discussed:
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Thu, 2 April 2020
With the world in a weird state right now, the Gorillamen have thought about addressing Da Covidz, but instead...Gorilla Christopher opted for something more inspirational...forgiveness.
(He almost went with Pizza as the topic, so expect that next time it's his call...)
Anyway, here we go...
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Thu, 19 March 2020
Get along, all ya self-quarantining little doggies and listen to the Gorillamen talk about country music! (From Texas, no less!)
Yeeeeeee-hawwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
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Fri, 6 March 2020
Once the perceived domain of crunchy hippies, vegetarianism is much more than Birkenstock sandal-wearing hipsters who smell like patchouli. Around the world, it is the diet of many faithful sects; it sustains many top athletes; it is embraced by Hollywood and your average person alike. Dare we say it has even seen mainstream success in recent years?
While one of the Gorillamen has not eaten meat since well before the start of Men in Gorilla Suits, we have yet to discuss eating plants. So...this time around, we change that!
Here's what we chat about:
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Wed, 19 February 2020
We here at Men in Gorilla Suits are looking for 25 self-motivated people to join our team! Get in on the ground floor and make as much -- or as little -- money as you'd like. Great opportunity for stay-at-home moms or anyone wanting a side hustle that will break them free from the bonds of their 9-to-5 day jobs. Set your own hours -- be your own boss! We'll be visiting your airport Marriott soon, so sign up now!
This week, we're talking about multi-level marketing schemes. (Oh, wait...we're calling it "network marketing" these days...)
Here's what we discuss:
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Wed, 22 January 2020
Break out the Rubik's Cubes and spin that vinyl ya damned hipster -- this time around the Gorillamen are getting Retro!
Here is what's discussed...
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Wed, 8 January 2020
This week, we're nailing bitches and battlin' bros...it's all about toxic masculinity!
[And if you're completely new...uhm...we're not fans of toxic masculinity. Gorilla Shawn is currently at DisneyWorld and Gorilla Christopher just helped his wife of 27+ years with the lunchtime dishes...]
Anyway, here's what we talk about this time around:
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Fri, 27 December 2019
Gorilla Shawn decided a look back at the year that was would be snazzy...and Gorilla Christopher agreed. So, here's what we thought about 2019...
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